New Site … Clean Romance Books

If you like your romances to to end at the church door and not behind the bedroom door  ...

If you like your romances to to end at the church door and not behind the bedroom door …

A facebook author friend of mine is starting up a new page for readers to access guaranteed clean romance reads.   So if you, like me,  are someone who loves romance but prefers to read only as far as the bedroom door and is not a fan of too much anatomical information, constant bad language, or graphic blood and gore, click here to have a look at the great variety of romance novels on offer.

If you like clean reads generally but are into genres other than romance, check out this great site that covers the whole gamut of genres old and new (including romance).  There is an incredible array of fiction available, from middle grade upwards.

Reviewing Roundup – Six Fun Reads

I have been vilely sniffly with a foul head cold.  However, every cloud yadayada … and I managed to get quite a bit of reading done from my bed of pain. So here is a digest of reviews of all the great stories that have helped me forget my red nose.

time returnFirst of all, I was gifted book 2 and 3 of the Red Moon trilogy by the authors, and I devouredtime lock 3 them over a couple of days.  Book 1, Time Trap, was a rattling good read, reviewed here.

In Time Return (Book 2), Rayen, Tony and Gabby return to the Sphere once more in their attempt to solve the mystery of the trapped childrens’ imprisonment and stop the grisly ends that the residents of the sphere meet on their eighteenth birthday.

The attraction between Callan and Rayen intensifies, Jaxxon and Gabby consolidate their relationship, and Tony’s brashness is ameliorated by the deep love and care he manifests for his younger brother who he is determined to get out of an unhappy foster home and make a real home for.  Tony also strikes an unlikely rapport with the super-nerdy young seer in the Sphere, which proves vital to the resolution of the mystery.

There was a danger of bogging down in the teen love interests in book 2, but I think the authors just dodged that bullet, and book 2 ends leaving the reader panting to know the outcome.   In I dived straight to Book 3: Time Lock, and it did not disappoint.  Action packed, acronyms explained, baddies get their comeuppance in a plot that moves along at a cracking pace, the mystery of the Sphere is solved and its residents rescued, and Rayen finds her home and family once more.  No loose ends!

Recommended as a rattling good YA read with appealing characters, great dialogue, good tight and interesting plot, sufficiently complex mystery and convincing world building.  And great covers.

elskerElsker by S T Bende, a recent freebie, was absolutely charming.  Kristia Tostenson, looking for adventure, transfers from her one-stoplight Oregon town to Cardiff University in Wales, where she falls for hot stuff Ull Myhr, biggest prize on the market.

Minor problem one – Ull is an honest-to-goodness Norse god fated to die at Ragnarok, the battle that is fated to destroy Asgard and earth. Minor problem two –  Asgardian law prohibits Ull from tying his fate to a mortal.  Ull’s step-daddy Thor (yes, you read that right) is not well pleased with his boy.

But when someone starts asking the wrong questions, Kristia realizes the crazy visions she’s had all her life might be the key to saving their realms.  It sounds as though it could be dark and dangerous, but it so is not.  It is gorgeous, light hearted, waggish and charming and absolutely capitalises to the utmost on the crazy premise!   The blending of mythology with the modern world is made to work really entertainingly here.

Unreservedly recommended as a great, clean, light-hearted but also suspenseful romance. It moves along at a fair clip to its entertaining end, and stands on its own, though part one of a series.  Total fun.

a dead red cadillacA Dead Red Cadillac by R P Dahlke I think came as a freebie from one of the newsletters I subscribe to and was well worth a read.  Much married almost 40 Lalla Bains, ex-NY model, and reluctant crop duster pilot is inadvertently drawn into a sordid murder mystery.   Look, I can’t do better than the blurb, so here it is:

Running her dad’s Crop-Dusting business in Modesto, California she’s hoping to dodge the inevitable fortieth birthday party. But when her trophy red ‘58 Cadillac is found tail-fins up in a nearby lake, the police ask why a widowed piano teacher, who couldn’t possibly see beyond the hood ornament, was found strapped in the driver’s seat. Reeling from an interrogation with local homicide, Lalla is determined to extricate herself as a suspect in this strange murder case. Unfortunately, drug running pilots, a cross-dressing convict, a crazy Chihuahua, and the dead woman’s hunky nephew throw enough road blocks to keep Lalla neck deep in an investigation that links her family to a twenty-year old murder only she can solve.

This was terrific fun, sassy, smart dialogue, a really intriguing mystery that had me stumped, quirky and often hilarious situations and characters, delightful romantic interplay with a little wistful note that keeps it all a bit real.  A highly readable, vastly entertaining mystery story with a hint of romance to keep the suckers like me happy.  Read one, read them all, they stand alone, though part of a series.  Recommended.

a reason to runA Reason to Run by Christina Coryell is another charmer.  Again, the blurb sums it up best:

No-one is linking C.W. Oliver, the mysterious author with a book sitting atop the bestseller list, with Camdyn Taylor, the pretty blonde from an embarrassing proposal rejection video that has recently gone viral.
What would happen if people knew that those two individuals were one and the same?

Camdyn Taylor doesn’t like chaos, but it always seems to find her. When it inevitably appears, she does what comes naturally: She runs.  That is one of the reasons she finds herself drawn to her ancestor, Willa Lawrence. A young widow with a new baby in the early 1800’s, her future and inheritance looked steady. Then, unexpectedly, she ran. With only the most basic necessities, she set off on a journey with her child toward an uncertain future.  When Camdyn finds herself suddenly thrust into the spotlight after a suitor’s ill-advised proposal, she resorts to following Willa’s footsteps to Tennessee in order to finish her latest book.

Finding herself lost and in need of a little hope, she crosses paths with Cole Parker at just the right moment. She quickly becomes aware that things might never be the same, and while she’s focused on unearthing Willa’s reason to run…she just might discover her own.

This was really charming, with delightful byplay between the characters, great family ensemble cast, and an intriguing story. AND of course a gorgeous romance also. We all know how the story ends, but it is such a fun, wistful, sweet and heart-warming journey towards the inevitable denouement that you follow it with delight until the last page. I felt every excruciating moment of the toe-curlingly awful proposal that opens the book right along with Camdyn. But even as I cringed and died inside for the hapless heroine I laughed and laughed. Great comic writing.  Perfect head-cold medicine!

blood oathBlood Oath by Felicity Pulman was another freebie I caught from my trawling activities.  This is a well-written, very well researched YA historical novel, the first of the Janna Chronicles.  I believe they were written some years ago and have been repackaged as ebooks.  This is quality work.

From the Blurb:  A young woman, left alone and destitute after the mysterious death of her mother, vows, somehow, to bring the murderer to justice. Godric, and the dashing nobleman, Hugh, lay claim to Janna’s heart, but who can she trust with the truth when all around her have secrets?  In a country torn apart by the vicious civil war between King Stephen and the Empress Matilda, Janna needs all her wits and courage to stay alive as she comes closer to those who are determined to silence her forever.

This is extremely well written, a compelling mystery with excellent historical background seamlessly woven through the tale. The times were convincingly evoked, and the netherworld inhabited by the skilled herbalist and her daughter Janna on the fringes of a superstitious society whose people yet need her arcane skills is intriguingly realised.  The war, beyond the ken of most, yet sometimes impinging unpleasantly on daily life brings an added tension to Janna’s quest for survival and for answers about her mother’s mysterious death.  While part of a series, it stands well on its own.  A  most absorbing, quality YA read.   Recommended.

Rapid Read Roundup 1 – Cozy Mysteries

Well, I thought I hadn’t spent much time reading over the last week or ten days, but it seems that I have … after yesterday’s short read reviews, I discovered I had several books I have finished lately but not yet reviewed.

It couldn’t be that my reading addiction has got the better of me again after so many years on the wagon, could it??? I am sure the fact that I recently subscribed to the Bookbub and EReader News today bargain reading newsletters couldn’t have anything to do with it.  A veritable cornucopia for the voracious but discerning and parsimonious reader of all things light fiction.

But enough already – you guys aren’t here to read my tall trawling tales.

First up, two cozy mysteries.  These are pure fun and very diverting when well done.   One of my favourite movies is Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion, and the loser girl who makes good is a motif with endless comic potential.  Hence my enjoyment of the two cozies reviewed below.

Both are very well produced, with cute, appealing covers.

dont be a strangerDon’t Be A Stranger by A R Winters

Subtitled as:  Don’t Be A Stranger: A Light-Hearted Valerie Inkerman Mystery (Valerie Inkerman Investigates Book 1)

Sometimes the Blurb does it best:  When Valerie Inkerman’s  roommate Jerry gets her a waitressing gig at a plush Hamptons party, she has no idea that murder is on the menu. But when one of the guests is found dead and Jerry is accused of being the killer, Val knows she needs to utilise all her skills as a private investigator to clear his name.  Trying to track down the victim’s possible enemies and find new leads, Val faces distractions in the form of old acquaintances and a hot dinner date. But as Val’s leads all turn into dead ends, the killer seems to stay step ahead of her all the time. Val knows she’s close to finding out the truth, but will she be able to put the pieces of the puzzle together before time runs out for Jerry or the killer strikes again?

I did like this a whole lot.   Aspiring PI Valerie is down on her luck but still has enough wry sass to stand up to some pretty mean girls and some pretty scary stuff in solving this apparently motiveless murder.  And she seems to be snagging herself some (cozy and clean) action on the side; her final let-down in the hot date department is very droll. What a girl!

The none-too-sharp but extremely good-natured Jerry who turns out to have some surprisingly useful acquaintances, and Jerry’s equally surprising dad Kyle, are great quirky characters with a lot of potential for future development.

This was terrific fun, the smart tone never flagged, the characters great, the dialogue snappy, pacing was fine and the mystery pretty well handled; with few clues to go on there is good suspense and some puzzling out to divert the reader.  A great page turner with many giggles along the way.

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A Humorous Tiffany Black Mystery (Tiffany Black Mysteries Book 1)

I’m copping out again here and giving you the blurb:  Cupcake-loving croupier Tiffany Black is determined to leave her job at the casino for good. She’s one small step away from acquiring her Private Investigator license, and has her eye on the prize.  Accepting her first real case – investigating the murder of casino-mogul Ethan Becker – should be exciting. Instead, things spiral out of control and Tiffany finds herself in over her head, as she confronts secretive suspects, corrupt casino henchmen and a bodyguard with a mysterious past.Tiffany’s poker-hustling Nanna and pushy parents want her to find a nice man and settle down, but Tiffany just wants to track down the real murderer before he finds her first.

The many reviews of this book compare this book  both favourably and unfavourably with the Stephanie Plum series by Janet Evanovich.  In my ignorance  I went and read the blurbs and reviews for some of the Stephanie Plum books.  They sounded a lot more hard-edged and graphic than this light-hearted read.  Though Tiffany Black is a PI, not a bounty hunter, there did seem to be significant similarities in various characters.

Be that as it may, just be aware that I review in my blissful ignorance and take this as it stands and not as an imitation of anyone else.   That being got out of the way, I thought this was absolutely delightful.  Trainee PI Tiffany Black is hilariously inept, has never held a gun and refuses to think of taking self-defence classes until things get a bit dangerous.

Through a friend she gains a stoic (but gorgeous looking) minder in the aptly named Stone, an imperturbable man of few words and extraordinarily literal understanding, and shadowy background.  So sexy.  Stone in his wordlessly efficient way is able to corral Tiffany into makin’ it real by essaying gun use and self-defence training – simply it seems by looking incredulous that she hasn’t already done so.  So Tiffany stumbles through her first investigation, solving the case apparently almost by accident.

Her family misunderstand her in a way to guarantee maximum amusement, her granny is a naughty old lady, and they all want her respectably married off, like, five years ago.  When Stone hauls into their view, well, it’s on isn’t it? A perfect running gag that is milked for all it’s worth but doesn’t run out of steam.

Well written, fun characters, witty dialogue that never flags, suspenseful mystery and lotsa laughs.  What’s not to like?

I’d recommend both these if you like good, clean, cosy mysteries with a dash of light-hearted, humorous romance.

Too Cute not to review: Too Cute to Kill by Linda Crowder

too cute to killIn this short ‘cosy mystery’ , Jake and Emma Rand, respectively lawyer and therapist, and happily married couple, are drawn from their cosy domesticity into the sordid underworld of murder and illicit dealings when they find a frozen body dumped at their front fence during a blizzard.

 

This is a pleasant read, introducing a series, well-written and enjoyable.  A twist or two along the way, some nice background setting up for the future series with hints of less than happy pasts for the two amateur sleuths, and a well-constructed mystery, though necessarily reasonably straightforward given the length of the book.

 

If you like cats and dogs and charming domesticity with your murder and mayhem, this will be right up your alley.

Murder Offstage: Posie Parker Mystery Series Book 1

Murder Offstage posie parkerMurder Offstage:  A Posie Parker Mystery

L B Hathaway

Kindle Edition
Sold by Amazon Australia Services, Inc.

This is so delightful.  Posie is a charmer, her sidekick suitably TDH with mysterious backstory, London 1920s scene-setting very nice, farce nicely blended with pathos, light touch by and large maintained (the odd tone wobble, but nothing to detract strongly from a general good impression), a dastardly villain – or two, mystery story sufficiently intriguing.  In short, most amusing and generally great fun.  Adorable.  May be tempted to press that one click buy button on Posy 2 after Christmas.

 

E F Benson – Classic Humour

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E F BENSON 1867-1940


Disclaimer 1: Some of the Lucia books, and Benson’s other works, are available as free ebooks on Amazon.  The six Lucia books are available in one volume for $1.03.   In a moment of weakness you will understand when you have read this review, I actually paid $3.99 for the very large 2014 Delphi Edition ebook of The Works of E F Benson.

Disclaimer 2:   These books were written by an Englishman in the early twentieth century.  The writing is therefore English early twentieth century style.  I believe the comedy elements are timeless, but I could be wrong.

You could say E F Benson was the English Seinfeld of the nineteen twenties and thirties.  In his six-book Lucia series, written between 1920 and 1939, he involves us in the lives of the residents of Tilling, a small English village based on his own home of Rye in East Sussex.  Nothing really happens, but somehow the minutiae of the interactions of the residents with each other, orbiting around the ongoing competition between two queen bees, Emmeline “Lucia” Lucas and Elizabeth Mapp, become laugh-out-loud funny in Benson’s hands.  The jockeying for supremacy, the one-upmanship, the scheming, the embarrassments, the schadenfreude, the fluid friendship dynamics, even the sadnesses, that could be sneered at as appallingly petty are shaped into vignettes of exquisite humour and perfect comic timing, excruciatingly funny and incisively witty without being cruel.   The characterisation of the various players never rings false throughout the series, and the more you know of them the greater the enjoyment.  The perfect precision of language, with no word wasted or out of place, amplifies the comic effect.  And Benson really was a master of the art of the running joke.   I still guffaw when reading these books.

The Lucia series is the standout for me from his large body of work, though some of his other comic works are very funny.  Secret Lives, the story of a new female resident in a London square who writes best-selling racy bodice rippers under a masculine nom-de-plume is hilarious (just trying to think if that’s a spoiler but I don’t think so.  Must re-read).

However, as you can see from the download size of Benson’s works, there are more than a gazillion words offering  enormous potential entertainment yet unexplored, and all for a coupla bucks from Amazon.  What avid reader could go past without pressing that fatal one-click sale button?

Trawling the Amazon

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Not from the Amazon, but definitely weird looking

Amazon is an incredible phenomenon, with endless tributaries leading to all sorts of unexpected places in the dark and mysterious corners of the ebook jungle.

So I’ve got me a Kindle and I’m agoin’ net fishing, trawling Amazon for fab free ereads.

Any fab freebie I find, I’ll review. Of course I can’t guarantee they will all be free all the time, but that’s the general aim.  They will certainly be free on Amazon Australia when I download them.  But please don’t be mad if they are not free in your region.  I’m just the messenger.

I’m hoping to post one or two reviews a week, and I’ll even put them on Amazon too, because I’m just nice like that.  But no guarantees.  If the fish ain’t biting there’s not a lot I can do  …

Now, I’m a habitat conscious type of gal.  I don’t plan to leave a huge footprint.   There will be no eviscerated carcases of writerly dreams left gutted and on grisly display for idle passers-by.  Anything I don’t want will immediately be cast back into the depthless waters of Amazon to swim away unharmed.   Hey, I’m an author lost in the Amazon too.

My taste, while eclectic, doesn’t run to erotica, ultra-violence, or graphically gory splatter-and-slash-fests.   Nil interest.  Straight back to the deep for those.

As befits the wild Amazon environment, my tolerance for the exotic in spelling and grammar is elastic.    But not limitless.  I might have to comment on it, but only mildly.  And if not counterbalanced sufficiently by a terrific story … back it goes to the murky depths.

Finally, and maybe this should be top of the list … this is just my blog, written by me, expressing my opinions.  It is not make or break high-profile reviewing.  There is no quid pro quo involved and there won’t be.  So no hates, okay?

With these provisos in mind, feel free to join me as I navigate the hidden reaches of long-term free Amazon.

Clickedy-click right here to read my first freebie reviews.  Future reviews published on the home page.